The Messiah Will Save Us All
Hey folks,
This one is just for fun. It was sent to be by our friend Irishgodfather.
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy; OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy; Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!
I think 2009 will be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration,
Obama will balance the budget,
Revive the economy,
Solve the real estate problem,
Solve the auto industry problem,
Solve our gas/alternative energy problem,
Stop the fires and mudslides in California,
Ban hurricanes and tornadoes,
Stop identity theft,
Reverse global warming,
Find Osama bin Laden
Solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict,
Get rid of corruption in government
And
Achieve world peace .
Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
{Laughing} The sad thing is, some people ACTUALLY think that the above is TRUE.
Remember, YOU can also send me whatever you chose here opntalk@aim.com. You never know, you may even see it here. {Smile} Thanks Irishgodfather, I loved it.
Be right back.
Peter
Hey folks,
This one is just for fun. It was sent to be by our friend Irishgodfather.
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy; OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy; Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!
I think 2009 will be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration,
Obama will balance the budget,
Revive the economy,
Solve the real estate problem,
Solve the auto industry problem,
Solve our gas/alternative energy problem,
Stop the fires and mudslides in California,
Ban hurricanes and tornadoes,
Stop identity theft,
Reverse global warming,
Find Osama bin Laden
Solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict,
Get rid of corruption in government
And
Achieve world peace .
Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
{Laughing} The sad thing is, some people ACTUALLY think that the above is TRUE.
Remember, YOU can also send me whatever you chose here opntalk@aim.com. You never know, you may even see it here. {Smile} Thanks Irishgodfather, I loved it.
Be right back.
Peter
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