Sunday, January 08, 2012

Idiot of the Year for 2011

Here it is, the Idiot of the Year for 2011.

Hey folks,

Time to wrap things up this week, with what you have all been waiting for. The Idiot of the Year. This is ALWAYS fun. Can you guess who it is? No it's NOT Obama. That would be too easy. Record high Unemployment, Home Foreclosures, 16 Trillion Dollars in Debt with NOTHING to show for it. I could make him the Idiot of the Week EVERY Week and just specify why this Week. No. I did not take the Easy Out. That is all WAY too Serious, and needs to be dealt with head on.

So who made the Top Five? Ready?

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Today's Idiot of the Week is no different. He is Andrew Seidel, of the Freedom from Religion Foundation in Wisconsin. What is his issue in Wisconsin? Uh, nothing. His issue is with a little Town in NJ called Pitman. Now I told you this story, I'm sure some of you had little doubt that this was our Winner this Week. It's not even in his town. Or State even.
Remember him? Here is a guy who has no Idea what the Constitution actually says, in another State, that wants a little Town in New Jersey to take down a PRIVATE Sign that has been up like 42 years because Jesus's name appears on it during CHRISTMAS. I love the Mayor. Basically, he said "Screw Off." Got to love that. It time MORE people stood up to Idiots like this guy. Next?

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They also say, that with age comes wisdom. So take someone who is, oh I don't know, 75, has been through a lot. He should be more than aware that this type of behaviour is, uh, frowned upon. You see, although this type of thought process is Human Nature, it is NOT OK to act on them. When thoughts turn to actions, it can become a problem. So this guy should have known better.

Congratulations Paul LaDuke, for not understanding how wrong it is to keep your pants on in a room full of Students, you ARE the Idiot of the Week. But don't worry, If you are found guilty, where you are going, there will be plenty of people to see your Pee Pee. Some may even want you to see theirs.
Yup. A Room full of Kids and the guy decided to whip it out and Masturbate. {Sigh} I really do hope he gets what he deserves. Next up?

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Of course I'm talking about Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik. OK. So we have this horrific Shooting Spree in his County. A Nine Year Old Innocent little Girl was killed. A REPUBLICAN Federal Judge was killed. Four others lost their lives this day. The main target of the Shooter, Moderate Democrat Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, who has a history of reaching across the Isle and working with Republicans, who has incited the LWL {Left Wing Looneys} because of her stance on the Second Amendment, who has had Vitriolic posts {Since removed} aimed at her by LWL Blogs and Websites, was shot in the Head.

So what does this Moron do? A half an hour after the Shooting, he gets on National TV, and BLAMES Conservatism, Talk Radio, and TV {Fox News} for inciting this guy to Violence. He claimed that it is the Vitriolic, insane, and HATE Speech, that those on the Right engage in, that drove this Kook to do what he did.
He was simply looking for his 15 Minutes. He got it. Not sure he wanted it now. This guy KNEW the Shooter. He KNEW he was a danger. He NEVER did anything to monitor him. You want to talk about "Vitriolic, insane, and HATE Speech?" Check out NPR. Check out the NYTs. Watch Bill Moron,,Uh,, I mean Maher. Listen to someone like Rosie O'Donnel. The Rev.s Jackson and or Sharpton. The "Vitriolic, insane, and HATE Speech" can be found on the Left EVERY DAY! And our

Runner Up? Another Weiner. No. Not because of THIS...OPNTalk - IWA For Sunday 060511 For taking Pictures of his Weiner and sending it out over the Twitter, I think, to Females, well, OK, partly because of this. But mostly because of this.

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Rep. Anthony Weiner D-NY, was all about Obamacare. He even claimed HE wrote it.

declaring, "I wrote the bill. ... The bill and I are one."

Weiner made the comments on Monday night at the Middle Village Property Tax Association, taking rather strong ownership of the congressional reform bill that few are embracing when a voter asked about it.

"Save money and have more control over its own destiny?" THAT is what EVERYONE wants. Not just friends of Obama and Crew. EVERYONE. We all want the Government to step aside and allow ALL Americans the RIGHT to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. We HAD the greatest Healthcare System in the World. Obamacare threatens to, and WILL, if left un-repealed, destroy that. Our Idiot knows it. That is why he wants a Waiver. Yeah, he might want to claim credit for writing it. He might have preached about the Virtue of it. He may want YOU to be forced to obey it. As long as, uh, he doesn't have to as well. But then again, he IS a Liberal.
That's right. He BRAGGED about writing Obamacare, then, KNOWING what was really in it, wanted no part OF it. I'm glad this Weiner is outta here.

OK Folks. It's TIME. Time to Award the IDIOT of the YEAR for 2011. Did you guess? The Idiot of the Year is a Guy a once respected. A Guy I like. A guy I trusted. But that has all changed. Yes, he IS the Speaker of the House, John Boehner. A lot of people liked my WWE Analogy, so here it is, as it appeared on 080711.


Idiot of the Year - OPNTalk - IWA For Sunday 080711

Debt Ceiling - "When you look at this final agreement that we came to with the White House, I got 98 percent of what I wanted. I'm pretty happy,"

You got 98 percent of what you wanted? What in the Blue Hell did you WANT? It was OBVIOUSLY NOT what the People wanted. But this is NOT why I award you the Idiot of the Week. Let me explain it to you this way.Music Plays. Pyro explodes. Boom boom bang bang bang boom! Lights come up and the Crowd goes wild... "Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to the Show." Crowd goes even more wild. "Tonight, the main event will be for the World Heavyweight Championship. First the New Champion, {Played by Speaker of the House John Boehner} will defend his newly won title in a Match against the Challenger {Played by Harry Reid} in a No Holds Barred, Last Man Standing match. Lets see what they have to say about this. First the Challenger. Dirty Harry. What do you have to say?"

Dirty Harry. "The Champ is an Idiot. He has no idea what he is doing and he is wasting his time listening to all these Pencil Neck Geeks {Played by you} out there. He is going DOWN! I will mop the floor with him. I know, he has all the cards. I know he is one tough SOB. But I will win. I will get the Championship. I have no doubt about it."

"OK, Paul Revere? Champ? You easily won the Title last pay per view. {The Tea Party Voted you into power in a LANDSLIDE} Everyone knows that you have all the cards. You have the Leverage. YOU have the Power to take Dirty Harry out. He thinks he is going to just walk in an take your title from you. What do you have to say about that?"

Paul Revere "Well, it's simple really. I'm the Champ. I do have ALL the Advantage. The PEOPLE are on my side. I can't lose. Dirty Harry is going DOWN. And that's all I got to say about that. The PEOPLE will still have their Champ when this match is done"

Bell rings, Chair shot to the head. DH put through a Table. Names and object thrown at each other left and right. 5 minutes pass. 10, 20, 30, "How long can this thing go on?" Out from the back comes running down to the Ring, the Self Proclaimed 'The Chosen One' {Played by Obama} who hits PR over the head with a chair. Then the time keeper's bell. Then the Title Belt itself. The Ref tries to restore order when another Theme Song starts playing.

Out of the back comes running down to the Ring 'The Truth' {Played by Rush Limbaugh} who hits 'The Chosen One' with his Patented "Absolute Truth" Move.

Running out of the back is now 'The Chosen One's Minions. Then the 'Truth Army' Chaos ensues. 40 minutes, 50. Both the Champ and the Challenger lay bloodied and beaten in the middle of the Ring. Ref Counts 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 "That's it. Ring the bell. No one wins!"

So now, the Champ says, "Hey, I won. I'm still the Champ." The Challenger says."He never beat me. No one won. But next time, I'll get him." But the Music plays, the Credits roll. Lights go out and the People go home.

In the back? The Champ and the Challenger pop a beer and tell each other that it was a hell of a show. They embrace and pat each other on the back for a Job well done.I know, I can hear ya now out there. "Pete, this is not the WWE! This is way to important for them to play this type of game. We Voted the Libs out of Power in the House to STOP these games. This was just to difficult for us to understand. We have to trust our Representatives and Trust that they will do what is best for the Country." Really? The Speaker Boehner was on CBS News with Host Scott Pelley who asked him THIS. Here is the Exchange.

Pelley: Folks at home have been watching the acrimony, name calling, finger pointing. And I wonder whether the Congress has lost something, an ability to talk to each other, to settle down and make agreements?

Boehner: Well, there's the public noise and then there's the private discussion. Some of the most liberal members of Congress are great friends of mind. But the American people don't see the cooperation that exists off camera that really are the glue that holds this place together.

Pelley: Are you saying it's not as bad as it looks?

Boehner: It's not as bad as it looks.
Ding ding! Shows over. They are in the back playing it up. Read that again. "Well, there's the public noise and then there's the private discussion. Some of the most liberal members of Congress are great friends of mind. But the American people don't see the cooperation that exists off camera that really are the glue that holds this place together." "What'cha going to do Brother, when the Champ runs wild on YOU?" {Sigh}

You know John, people trusted you. We put you in the Speaker-ship. You seem to have turned your back on those that put you where you are. Congratulations John, YOU are the Idiot of the Year. I feel pretty confident that there will be MAJOR Changes coming up in 2012 Start listening to THE People, or you may very well be the NEXT Change in Washington.

Well that's it folks. Another Year ends. Another begins. Have a GREAT Rest of day. See you SOON. Oh and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Peter

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