The IWA, May 7th 2006

Hey folks,

And the IWA goes to????? Drum roll please,,,

Abraham Alexander, an accounts payable executive at the Manhattan Cardiovascular Research Foundation. I have no idea what this guy looks like. I’m sure I could take the time to find a picture of him, but I’m not all that interested. I have an image of him though. This just goes to show you money isn’t everything. Money can not buy you happiness. Money can not, most definitely, can not buy you intelligence.

Mr Alexander admitted to stealing $237,162 and spending most of it on airline tickets for trips between New York and Ohio, car rentals in Ohio, purchases at stores called Wicked Naughty Accessories and Leather Creations, and at Victoria's Secret, and services provided by a Columbus, Ohio-based dominatrix called Lady Sage. This according to prosecutors.

His wife, who is now left alone to raise their two daughters in their Long Island home, filed for divorce after Alexander was arrested. You think?

This guy is 45 years old, an accounts executive in Manhattan. Has a wife and two daughters. Nice house. Makes more money than any average Joe. Living the American dream. STEALS $237,162 to paid for a dominatrix?

He was facing 15 years in prison, however Judge Renee White told Alexander that if he came up with more than half of the $237,162 he stole, she would shorten his prison term to one to three years. Must feel sorry for his stupidity.

Let’s see. What may he have been paying for? It seems her services are $250 for the first hour and $200 for each additional hour. An eight-hour session costs $1,500 and 12 hours runs clients $2,000. But he didn’t have to go to her, she come to you for an extra $1,000 a day in travel expenses. So he could have paid her to come beat him at home, office, whatever.

He has pleaded guilty of course. Another example of someone who has it all, and throws it away on stupidity. Mr. Alexander, you ARE the Idiot of the week..
Peter