Sunday, May 28, 2006

IWA May 28th 2006,

Hey folks,

This one was close. I WAS going to give the IWA to Marjorie Thompson, a 44 year old woman who got tire of a Sheriff’s helicopter flying over her house, so she shot fireworks at it. But then in the last minute, Pat Robertson comes from no where to take the prize.

According to the AP, and Yahoo news, Pat Robertson not only feels we should exterminate some foreign leaders as if the were vermin, say that it was NY’s Fault for 911, and that and hurricanes are God’s punishment for sin, he NOW has proven that he is a SUPERMAN.

Turns out theat his latest claim is that He has leg pressed 2000 pounds. He is 76 years old. You can find this boast on the website of his Christian Broadcasting Network, in a posting headlined "How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds."

Read the whole claim at:

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp

I agree with Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine.com,

"Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time?"

If he really did this, then "Up, up, and away, Super Robertson. Let all the deviant Sinners everywhere beware." But if you did NOT do this, to claim you did, makes you the winner of the IWA this week.
Peter

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