"The Carlock Theory of the Psychological Breakdown of the Stars."

Hey folks,

There are so many questions out there as to why so many stars seem to be losing their minds. What is behind people like Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Richard Dreyfus, Martin Sheen, and others, seemingly breaking down their mental capacities, only to publically make an ass out of themselves. I have the answer. Yes, me. Your voice of simplification in the complicated world in which we live. Your voice of intelligence and logic in the insanity that surrounds us on a daily bases.

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"The Carlock Theory of the Psychological Breakdown of the Stars."

The answer is so simple folks, it merely takes someone like me, your gateway to the truth, to point it out for you. There are many facets of this "break down", so I’ll try to make it simple. It goes like this,,

First, they do NOT live in reality. They spend almost all of their lives in the land of make believe. In their world, you do not need a college degree to be a lawyer, doctor, or scientist. You do not need to have years of experience to be an expert. You do not even need to win an election to be President. I know, some say you do not have to in real life either, but that it beside the point. You do not even need to be able to spell, to sing a song. This is the "reality" that they live in.

Second is the "F" factor. Fame. They are constantly surrounded by those that are there for their beckoning call. "Yes Mr. Clooney, I’ll give you only the green M&Ms." "Yes Ms. Streisand, I’ll get you brand x water." They constantly are surrounded by those that what to be associated with them. These want to share the spotlight. These are they the agree with ANYTHING that the stars say. These are the "Yes People". Of course you also have the "M" factor added into this as well.

The "M" factor. They get paid a ridiculous amounts of money to pretend. To make believe. I still find this whole concept that our teachers in this country, that hold our future in their hands, can’t pay for the supplies they need to teach, while someone is getting paid $20 million to play with bat poop, disturbing. But they do. These stars get paid so much that they have the "NEEDED" ability to shield themselves from the rest of us. They go and make believe, then go back and live in their castles, far away from the commoners.

These stars have no real concept of the reality, that this is merely their job. Just like the man who gets up in the morning, puts his pants on one leg at a time, and goes out to throw your and mine trash into the back of a big truck, they get up the same way. They go to work. His work is being a "Sanitation Specialist" their job is being an entertainer. But because of the reason I’ve already mentioned, they do not see it like this.

They see themselves as extremely important. Why not? They are treated like little gods all day every day. So they get this apotheosis that they are little gods. Maybe not in these exact terms, but at least as important. It’s not their fault. It’s long term inadvertent conditioning.

So now, when an important topic comes up, and they, or are told they should, have strong feelings about it, they voice their opinion. They TRULY believe, and are told, that people care about what they have to say. But this is the problem. This is where make believe meets reality.

They come out, write letters, make speeches, do interviews, and their normal "Yes People" are standing by. The press eats this stuff up. But in reality, the garbage man does not care what the star says. To the average Joe, and most with intelligence, all we hear from the star is an idiotic rambling of someone who has no clue.

We see this as the figure we think we know, form their work, losing their minds. But the truth is, they truly believe they are as important as they think, and that we care what they say. So try not to be too hard on them. It’s not their fault.

Now for the rest of you that are not OPNers, send me the $19.95, and I’ll send you EXACTLY what I just said.. Now that I have cleared your mind of any concern for these poor souls, you can go on with life and just understand, stars need love too.
Peter