Hillary Has Bill’s Uh, Locked Up

“Testicle Lock Box” in full effect

Hey folks,

I love this one. This is just way to funny to me. I think it was Rush that coined the phrase “Testicle Lock Box” when referring to the way Hillary seems to be able to silence Males, be them staff members or Reporters, from saying things she doesn’t like, or asking her tough questions. Well, I guess that now includes her Husband, First Gentleman wannabe, Bill.

From the AFP, the French version of the AP, Hillary Clinton silences Bill after new gaffe over Bosnia. This first paragraph tells you all you need to know.

Former US president Bill Clinton said Friday he has been ordered to hold his tongue by his wife Hillary for reviving an embarrassing story about her trip to Bosnia in 1996 while out campaigning.

Hey at least he admits it.

“Hillary called me and said 'You don't remember this. You weren't there, let me handle it.' I said, 'Yes ma'am,” the grinning ex-president said during a campaign stop in Indiana, according to television pictures.

{Laughing and banging hand on desk} I love this. OK, to all the guys out there, really, can you even imagine being married to her?

This story does not mention what Bill actually said, but let’s just say he brought it up again. He tried AGAIN to spin this. But the problem is, he got all the facts wrong. He said this.

“A lot of the way this whole campaign has been covered has amused me. But there was a lot of fulminating because Hillary, one time late at night when she was exhausted, misstated and immediately apologized for it, what happened to her in Bosnia in 1995.

Did y'all see all that? Oh, they blew it up. Let me just tell you. The president of Bosnia and Gen. Wesley Clark — who was there making peace where we'd lost three peacekeepers who had to ride on a dangerous mountain road because it was too dangerous to go the regular, safe way — both defended her because they pointed out that when her plane landed in Bosnia, she had to go up to the bulletproof part of the plane, in the front. Everybody else had to put their flak jackets underneath the seat in case they got shot at. And everywhere they went they were covered by Apache helicopters. So they just abbreviated the arrival ceremony.

Now I say that because what really has mattered is that even then she was interested in our troops. And I think she was the first first lady since Eleanor Roosevelt to go into a combat zone. And you would of thought, you know, that she'd robbed a bank the way they all carried on about this. And some of them when they're 60 they'll forget something when they're tired at 11 o'clock at night, too.”

OK First problem there Billy, is that she said it FOUR times. The most “detailed” being in the morning. Second, No one was EVER told to sit on Flak Jackets. The Pilot confirmed that was a lie. As for First Ladies? Pat Nixon traveled to Saigon during the Vietnam war and Barbara Bush went to Saudi Arabia. He must have forgotten these First Ladies. Then this? “immediately apologized for it” Really? After four times and simply said she “misspoke” Hardly an apology.

But the thing I really find funny is the way she told the former President to shut it. {Laughing} If Bill REALLY wanted to help her, he should just retreat back into the shadows.
Peter

Sources:
AFP - Hillary Clinton silences Bill after new gaffe over Bosnia
Loose Lip Bill {Smile}