Sunday, March 07, 2010

DLA for Sunday 030710

I love this.

Hey folks,

I'm not sure if J.D. Hayworth actually wrote this or not. Most likely not. But his Staffer, with his approval, did a BRILLIANT Job. This is the thing I'm talking about. This is the type of thing that the American People are tired of.

Best Actor in a Conservative Role

This year’s award for Best Actor in a Conservative Role was chosen unanimously by America’s voters… And the winner is…

Arizona U.S. Senator John McCain, for his performance as a moderate masquerading as a conservative in Barack Obama and Harry Reid’s epic production:

“Senatar”.

In this blockbuster movie, watched by hundreds of millions of shocked and frightened viewers, McCain earns his Best Actor in a Conservative Role Oscar for portraying a seemingly dedicated public servant with conservative ideals back on his home planet of “Arizona” while running wild as a giant, 10-foot-tall, true-blue, liberal spender in the “Senatar” world of “Washington”.

In Arizona, McCain claims fiscal conservatism...

…but in Washington, the true-blue McCain votes AGAINST tax relief, and FOR big-government bailouts.

In Arizona, John McCain says he supports the state’s western values…

…but in Washington, the true-blue McCain is soft on the Second Amendment, soft on Life issues, and soft on pro-family issues.

In Arizona, John McCain says he supports families…

…but in Washington, the true-blue McCain helped write the Cap-and-Trade national energy tax legislation, which would raise the utility bills of every family and family-owned business in America.

In Arizona, John McCain says he supports national security…

…but in Washington, the true-blue McCain is the nation’s leader, along with Barack Obama, to pass Amnesty legislation – one version of which would cost America $2.6 Trillion!

And in Arizona, John McCain says he supports children and seniors…

…but in Washington, the true-blue McCain is the author of legislation that would allow the federal government to remove all dietary supplements – including vitamins, minerals and herbal products – from the shelves of grocery stores!

For these achievements, the Academy of American Voters awards John Sidney McCain the award for Best Actor in a Conservative Role.

BUT… while this may be fine in Hollywood, in the real world – places like Arizona and in states across American – we need and deserve more than actors in the U.S. Senate. We need consistent conservatives we can trust!

… We need
J.D. Hayworth!

NO MORE RINOS! You want my, and a few Million other Votes? Find and RUN TRUE Conservatives. No McCains, nor Crists. Real Conservatives.

Congratulations JD, you owe this award, the Display of Logic Award, to whomever wrote this for you. They need a raise if you get elected.
Peter

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